Amano Jyaku

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:32:01 GMT

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:20:39 GMT

Mickey, How Could You!

Fri, 11 May 2007 16:48:06 GMT

http://www.memritv.org/search.asp?ACT=S9&P1=1442#

Mon, 07 May 2007 17:39:28 GMT

Sat, 05 May 2007 15:17:14 GMT

Jon Stewart recently joked: "there's nothing the administration can do that is not ironic." I was thinking I would like to see a list of all the ironic things we've seen under this administration. Here's a start:

1. Randall L. Tobias: took an anti-prostitution loyalty oath and encouraged sexual abstinence for HIV prevention; was found to have been a regular customer of an escort service
2. Mark Foley: introduced the "Child Modeling Exploitation prevention Act of 2002"; sexually harassed minors in the congressional page program
3. Ted Haggard: once said that "we don't have to debate about what we should think about homosexual activity. It’s written in the Bible"; was discovered to enjoy gay prostitutes and methamphetamine
4. David Hager: a conversative Christian gynecologist appointed to the Advisory Committee for Reproductive Health Drugs who urged his female patients to pray for relief from medical conditions and can't even recognize a vagina:

Sex was always a source of conflict in the marriage. Though it wasn't emotionally satisfying for her, Davis says she soon learned that sex could "buy" peace with Hager after a long day of arguing, or insure his forgiveness after she spent too much money. "Sex was coinage; it was a commodity," she said. Sometimes Hager would blithely shift from vaginal to anal sex. Davis protested. "He would say, 'Oh, I didn't mean to have anal sex with you; I can't feel the difference,'" Davis recalls incredulously. "And I would say, 'Well then, you're in the wrong business.'"

What am I forgetting?

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:52:51 GMT

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:26:53 GMT

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:28:20 GMT

Streaker and Bear Attacks -- NSFW

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:01:49 GMT

Worst Catch Prase Ever

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:03:07 GMT

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:05:08 GMT

Turkish Star Wars!

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:57:40 GMT

Worst Cover Ever

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:29:51 GMT

Fox Noise Channel does "Comedy"

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:22:53 GMT

Now the show (called The 1/2 Hour News Hour, get it!?) has, like a hacky Athena sprouting forth fully formed from a mentally-challenged Zeus's head, bashed its way out of the skull of Fox News Channel, and come to fruition.

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:20:54 GMT

!

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:18:16 GMT

http://www.finalplanet.net/2006/11/hot-tub-accident.html

Did you know?

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:45:27 GMT

Screech from Saved by the Bell has a sex tape in which he does a Dirty Sanchez on a woman?

ADD Simulator

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:08:35 GMT

One Guinness record you wouldn't want to break...

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:15:58 GMT

There was a man named Roy Sullivan who was struck by lightning seven times:

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=18653

``Naturally, people avoid me,`` Sullivan told a reporter. ``I was
walking with the chief ranger one day, and lightning struck way off,
and he said, `I'll see you later, Roy.``'

Why I'm looking forward to the Borat movie

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:36:47 GMT

http://english.ohmynews.com/articleview/article_view.asp?menu=f10600&no=325467&rel_no=1
"Generally, the discussions end in one of three ways: the subject is either infuriated, perplexed, or reveals an inner darkness in a way that Cohen has turned into some kind of art form."

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:16:45 GMT

Ishtar and Riverbend, my two favorite Iraqi bloggers, finally made new posts. Thank God for that! I was starting to worry something happened to them, given everything that's going on in Iraq.

cream of the crap

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:45:21 GMT

When I was still in high school, my brother and I would rent some of the worst horror movies we could find for a laugh. Now, thanks to YouTube, I can share a clip with you from one of the worst we ever saw:

The movie is called Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare, by the way.

A New Site For YOU!

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:26:58 GMT

There used to be these things that people went to called “message boards” where people would have conversations about various topics. People eventually realized these things were complete failures because they didn’t focus enough on talking about you, so people wised up and moved to LiveJournal. At last, you could show everyone what a unique snowflake you are by taking quizzes and talking about how good your breakfast was or how much you hate your boss at work. But sooner or later, people began realizing that this sometimes took the focus off the wondrous individual that is you, and it got them thinking: What is the part of LJ that is most about you? Why, it’s the profile, of course! So what if we made a service that emphasized the profile and deemphasized all that talking stuff? And thus MySpace and FaceBook were born. Finally, you could take pictures of yourself and have your friends tell you how good you look without all that needless talking and thinking! However, it’s time for the next stage of evolution. Consider the fact that when you post on MySpace or FaceBook, people aren’t worshipping every part of you. Consider the following quotes:

“Presented with a mirror, a chimp will groom itself or explore parts of the body usually unavailable for inspection. If scrutinising one's anus is a sign of self-awareness then chimps have at least the rudiments.”

“Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to
look at the other guy's.”-- Hal Hickman

After using FaceBook/MySpace, you know already that people like the look of your face. But what about the other end? Isn’t it “usually unavailable for inspection” to you, and would violate the terms of service if you posted them at either site? How are your friends supposed to tell you how great your asshole is if it’s not part of your profile? That’s why we’ve taken FaceBook/MySpace to the next level and created: MyAsssholesPlaceIsInYourFace.com! At MyAsssholesPlaceIsInYourFace.com, we encourage you to put a night-vision webcam down your pants. (If you’re at a location where this is unfeasible, we’ll simply use the last available image of your asshole.) Your Asshole Buddies™ will be able to click on your profile and see your asshole, and use a variety of tools to tell you how wonderful it is. We use an easy-to-use drag-and-drop system with a variety of icons they can place on your ass, including:

* Lipstick marks
* Thumbs up
* Five stars
* “A+”
* “BFF!”

When you login to MyAsssholesPlaceIsInYourFace.com, we automatically save the webcam image with the icon image on your ass for your viewing enjoyment. What’s better than having dozens of your Asshole Buddies™ virtually kissing your ass?

MyAsssholesPlaceIsInYourFace.com. Sign up today!

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:08:23 GMT

Asceticism through temporal deprivation
Just a regular, secular monk
Building thoughts in a quiet box
According to imagined blueprints of a masterpiece
Trying to meet daily thought-quotas
Until there is something worth unveiling.

Links for Jess

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:29:35 GMT

Ann Coulter attacks Max Cleland:
http://www.bluebus.org/archives/20040221_ann_coulter_get.php

Republican voter registration scam:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/10/28/234657/17

Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass (chapter regarding religion):
http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/Literature/Douglass/Autobiography/09.html